The following is not my fault:

1. When you forgot your ID at home and you look under 30. No, I will not serve you, even if your parent is with you.
2. The price of food. I don’t set it.
3. How long it takes said food to come out. I don’t cook.
4. That happy hour is only at the bar, and no, you can’t order a drink at the bar then sit down.
5. Looking young. I know I look like I’m still in high school, but I am 22 years old. Please don’t treat me like a teenager.

I do love my job but seriously. Can’t wait for my vacation to Philly and Florida. And for these finals to be over and done with.